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I AM P.H.A.T !!! I need help!!

I was enjoying my half-day leave @ Starbucks when my phone rang... Raymond, my ex-boss called me up and he went...


Raymond : Are you happier now that you are leaving?
Me : Yes, why?
Raymond : Yes, I can see that....
Me : Are you saying I'm fat???? (marah sudahhh)
Raymond : Hahahhahaha.....
Me : Even if I AM FAT, at least I can ran in the marathon (masih tak nak menerima hakikat - in denial pls!)
Raymond : How many km?
Me :  10km
Raymond : What is your time?
Me : 1.5++ hrs... why?
Raymond : Sally did 1hr 20mins.....
Me : Well, that's becase she's lighter ok!  And she's younger (trying hard to find reasons to shoot his points)
Raymond : Yeah.. maybe.... and maybe you were 'bouncing' all the way... hahahhaah
Me : Pppffttttttt!!!!  Shut up and don't disturb me!  


That's Raymond.  His daily KPI is to irritate me, 24-7!

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